A BMX dood gets taken by a space ship while performing mid air trickery and is cahooted through space and time. He awakes on the ship with his vision blurred. He can just make out the outline of a disfigured creature and as the light creeps in, it appears the creature is holding a giant cake! The creature walks over but the awkward motions of this unearthly being, result in it tripping up and spoiling its gift.
The cake, filled with acid, burns a whole through the floor, just large enough to jump through. As the pursuit follows, the escape from the ship seems the only valid option. The man, not so man anymore, as his true nature is revealed, is in fact a gruesome green flangey-pod! The creature, famed for its ability to camouflage its scaly-green outer membrane, with the appearance of less wrinkles, in just 24hrs, uses this to become a cute, and fluffy, little white sheep. Hardly surprising, given that sheep, are known for their ninja-like stealth, and heightened senses.
The BMX dood makes good time on the sheep, who is held back by a deadly giant Rattus-Rattus. But as the path is cut short, he is forced to take a leap of faith and jump into the unknown. Luckily, he lands on solid surface then he realises that the ground is moving! With little, to no choice, he must yet again face the unknown if he is to escape the clutches of the evil green flangey-pod, turned sheep!
After falling for about 46 seconds, our dood takes a plunge in the ships 'Exo-Funk', and it seems he'll be down for good, as the green flangey-pod is joined by his bwoys, who celebrate the best flangey-pod know how.
But perhaps the aliens took for granted that 'Exo-Funk' would effect everyone in the same way... As the dood is seen rising from the Funk, with a new style, and new set of wheels, and new tricky trick-tricks, it seems that not all is lost... In fact, there’s everything left to play for...
To find out what happens to our dood. Check out the video, ‘Exo-Funkadelic’, on Mr No Hands YouTube Channel:
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